2/08/2008

Women


1. Women are inherently fragile, illogical, and hyper-emotional creatures who suck at math.


2. Women are cold, manipulative bitches who, in a nanosecond, figure out how to seduce and destroy a man… and then take his job.


3. Women want sex all. the. time in 47 acrobatic positions.


4. Women hate sex because they’re embarrassed of wide hips, thunder thighs and saggy boobs.


5. Women speak their own version of English where they mean the opposite of everything they say… except when they don’t.did I miss any, ladies?


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