Goals before Expulsion

I have 30 weeks of classes left before I’m expelled from the womb of academia to fend for myself as a “real” adult. Therefore I need to get crack-a-lacking on the following goals:

- visit this market Phil speaks of in DC
- get to the beach at least once
- make frozen lemon whips with blueberry-basil topping
- have a picnic near the Lincoln Memorial
- submit Fulbright application to Malta
- see the leaves change in New England
- finish reading Anna Karenina by Tolstoy
- get whisk tattoo

- complete the 500 piece puzzle on my shelf
- read Ahab’s Wife by Sena Naslund
- present Allie’s baby with a 9’ paper-mache Mexican devil
- paint the “Shitwhore Series,” an acrylic ode
- make zucchini tarts with butternut squash soup

- attend Cherry Blossom Festival
- have an actual birthday celebration, for once
- jump out of a plane
- go camping with the people I love
- read Speak, Memory by Vladimir Nabokov
- finish MBA, acquire job

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